smilingemoticon:

what if when ishimaru and mondo have sex mondo says “talk dirty to me” and ishimaru doesn’t quite understand so mondo gives some examples like “you’ve been a bad boy” so he goes “you’ve been a bad boy. you’ve been running in the halls. i’m going to give you a nice long detention slip oh yeah”

snowy-snow-guy:

ugh so what if

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tinkerlu:

mONDO REALLY NEEDS A GOOD GRADE ON THIS NEXT MATH TEST

tinkerlu:

mONDO REALLY NEEDS A GOOD GRADE ON THIS NEXT MATH TEST

ishidakiyomondo:

ishimondo: the musical, featuring hit songs like

  • “why do i have a boner were both dudes”
  • “dont call me brother when were fucking”
  • “who can drink a carton of milk faster”
  • “who can drink a carton of milk faster (reprise)/why the fuck did we just do that i cant stop puking hold me kyodai”
  • “if you smoke on the premises again i will be forced to shove you up against a wall and fuck you violently”
  • “i think chihiro saw us”
  • “i think leon saw us”
  • and the famous ‘cram session’ scene!!!
the-togami-conglomerate:

u might think ur a bad roleplayer but im holding a funeral for a sex doll

the-togami-conglomerate:

u might think ur a bad roleplayer but im holding a funeral for a sex doll

paperbackprince:

frickin RULESRKOOL and gangleadermondo on twitter stop playing games with my heart

Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
kurloloz:

“excellent”

kurloloz:

“excellent”

scribblenauts:

“hey we’re gonna order pizza”

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“you have to finish your homework first”

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trafalgarunlawful:

STOP COMPARING YOUR ARTWORK TO OTHER PEOPLE STOP BASING THE VALUE OF YOUR WORK ON THE QUALITY OF THE WORK THAT OTHER PEOPLE PRODUCE THAT’S THE EASIEST WAY TO BECOME DISCOURAGED AND STAGNATE OR OUTRIGHT GIVE UP

INSTEAD OF COMPARING YOUR ART TO THE FANART ON YOUR DASH COMPARE IT TO THE THING YOU…

sircuddlebuns:

john egbert is a mature adult

sircuddlebuns:

john egbert is a mature adult

wellthatsabitunfortunate:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

I once retold that joke: “On a scale of Jack Harkness to John Watson, how out of the closet are you?” while visiting my family.

My brother didn’t even glance up from what he was doing, and answered with “Arthur Pendragon.”

Oh my god

there’s no “we” in food get the fuck away from me

ishidakiyomondo:

so ok i know weve talked about ishimaru and oowada quite a lot now but what about leon and naegi (guest starring chihiro)

(OK AY THIS IS REALLY LONG AND REALLY BAD BUT JUST BEAR WITH ME)

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